“HELP WANTED: RACISTS
Anywhere, USA-Must have an irrational fear and hatred of all things African American.
-Must honestly believe black people get all the breaks, have it easier than whites.
-Must believe black people are naturally inferior to whites, lazy, prone to criminality, less intelligent, etc.
-Must believe racism ended with either (1) the civil rights movement or (2) slavery.
But must hide these beliefs under a thin veneer of civility. For instance:
-must never use the N-word (in public)
-must never beat or kill a black person (unless on the police force)
-must never light a burning cross on a black person’s lawn (and get caught)
-must never tweet or express these views publicly in a way that can be traced back to you.
Enjoyment of rap music, black culture or black sexual partners optional. Fox News viewership preferred.
Bonus pay if racism is unrecognized by the…
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