Today we celebrate not only the birth of our country, but mine as well. Over my short lifetime I’ve seen America do great things, but lately all they seem to do is punish freedom. I’ve protested plenty of Poody Heads in this blog, but it’s beginning to look like they may win.
Or maybe it’s just the cake talking. Anyway, good luck, America — I hope things don’t get as bad as I foresee. But for now, I guess I’ll go outside and play while that’s still legal. I think I need some quality me time with a jar of honey.