Meet Mr. Jonah Falcon. He happens to be the proud owner of the world’s “longest recorded penis.”
As he passed through [San Francisco] airport security, Falcon said a younger security guard felt threatened by his “very noticeable” package — and interpreted it as a biological threat.
“I said, ‘It’s my dick,’” Falcon said. “He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around [my penis] with his hands. They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I found it amusing.”
I was going to make a few jokes here, but my better nature took over. I’ll just leave this article to speak for itself.